if you add some red hot dots or some well-placed bits of frosting or sugar, you could get to a Smilevetica cookie :)

http://bonfx.com/smilevetica-the-younger-happier-little-brother-of-helvetica/

…but I’m concerned that producing these will give someone in Redmond the idea of producing Comic Sans cookie cutters…or worse: someone will bake Eras!

I still have my gold ribbon, btw. I wear it when I walk about town. People look at me odd, but they’re just jealous.

I wonder what the antithesis of these cookie cutters would be? Perhaps David Carson cookie mix? I would imagine that they would come out of the oven looking all grungy, and you wouldn’t know that they are SUPPOSED to look like that, because the directions on the box are written completely in Dingbats.

I’ll stop now.

You heard it here first!