How to Scare Away Burglars

“Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button of your car. The alarm tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator.”

From this sobering list of 13 Things a Burglar won’t tell you.

(via fu**inghomepage.com)

5 Comments leave a comment below

  1. I always used to do this! When, I had a yard.. and a car. I even would just re-lock so it would beep. I am also super aware of noises and lived in a very exposed, very isolated & windy beach town, so I heard lots of noises. I was basically saying “hey fuckers! I hearrrrrr you!”

    2x there was an actual person out there.. which was pretty scary. So I beeped then called 911.

  2. I forget that some people don’t have to park 4 or 5 blocks from their apartments!

  3. Hear a noise and wake up the neighbors.

  4. What’s a panic button? I don’t thinking European cars have that feature yet.

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