Oh, how appropriate is this poster for my morning: When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade! A lovely upbeat phrase printed in true Douglas Wilson style!
Or “when life give you lemons you can paint that sh!t gold” as this http://guy.tumblr.com/post/34036928 suggests.
That is a filthy LIE.
You work it ’till you are worked OUT.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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