“Are these crazy pantyhose designed for a cloning experiment gone wrong? No, they’re a somewhat practical yet goofy looking solution to an age old problem. Ladies, you know what we mean; the dilemma of unsightly runs in your pantyhose. With Pantyhose 3x, you don’t have to carry a spare and chuck the old pair when you get a run or hole in your pantyhose.
With this ingenious design you simply (and discretely) rotate your leg into the new, unblemished pantyhose appendage. The damaged hosiery leg is then tucked into a pocket in the crotch of the pantyhose. Comfortable? You be the judge.”
Pantyhose 3x | US Patent Issued In 1997. Found in the Totally Absurd Inventions Archive.
Great idea. But I don’t use a pantyhose. I used one during my college graduation and wedding, though.
Oct 27th, 2005 / 4:27 am